Thursday, May 5, 2011
Quick, before I forget!
I had the most AWESOME plastic surgery in my dream last night! My nose and chin looked fantastic! My boobs were incredible! My stomach was flat with no mushy wriggly skin! But then I had 16 toes. For real. I asked my doctor to make my feet more narrow, and I came out with ten toes on the left and six on the right of my very narrow feet. So narrow, in fact, that the toes on the left were stacked in two rows. The bottom row was longer than the top row, so I thought, "Maybe I could just paint the bottom row and people won't notice the toes stacked on top of them if I don't wiggle them around much." Holy disgusting. I was dreading telling my surgeon to fix it because it was #1 - still painless and I didn't want to jinx that, and #2 - maybe it could get worse, and that would be odious.
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Your dreams are hilarious!!!
Yeah, just paint the bottom ones - no one will notice those nasty little toe stubs on top of them! :)
I'm doing the silent shoulder laugh right now. The dream rationalization is hilarious. If you did go through with it, I promise I wouldn't laugh or point (although I'd probably stare) at your 16 layered toes.
I wonder if you would get charged double for a pedicure??? And with fantastic boobs, nose and chin, who would be looking at your toes!?!?! High-larious!
You are so freaking funny!! I love reading your blog!!
16 toes would be totally worth it. For me anyway.
You haven't been reading the Uglies, have you? LOL I always dream about what I'm reading. (Concept was interesting the the plot couldn't hold my interest...)
That is so hilarious!!!! I think I would just paint all the toe nails and just own it! With your new and improved nose, chin, boobs and tummy no one would care!
dreams are so weird. last night i dreamed that my friend who is a hair dresser was doing my make up for some special event or other and it turned about absolutely hideous but she was completely convinced that it was her best work and was so excited. i woke up when i was working out in my mind how to ask for a slight change without offending her.
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