Charlotte's response, "REALLY?! I thought you loved it!"
Me: "I loathe it more than anything else, dear."
Charlotte: "I thought you hated going three days without sleep the most."
Me: "No, I hate making dinner more than that."
Charlotte: "REALLY?! That's despicable!"
Claire: "Why do you hate it Momma?"
Me: "It's difficult to make dinner for kids who don't appreciate dinner."
All three: "???"
REALLY? I'm the only one with a problem here? Y'all are all three completely clueless about your whining and complaining?
To look at it differently, I deserve a Lifetime Emmy Award for having my kids believing I love making dinner. That is some serious acting, yo.