Bloggin' it out

Andy finally got home in the small hours of the morning after having been out of town since Thursday. It is a freaking MIRACLE the kids are still alive. [note to cps and the law: that ain't an actual threat, so lay off.] I actually told them not to talk to me last night because I was too angry at how disobedient they have been. And guess what - I woke up still angry. I will be DEPARTING this place when Andy gets home from work to do SOMETHING with nobody I grew. A recharge is definitely in order.

But what to do? I will contemplate it all the day long. Joyously. Longingly. I had planned on cleaning today, but I heard Andy telling the kids they would clean together later. Ha! Saved! So I think I'll just clean my room and bathroom since that is only my mess. With the music cranked up. Because my darling offsprings' voices still grate.

Hold the phone - Gabe just gave me three kisses; I'm feeling better. Granted, they were to pay for sips of my Izze Clementine soda, but they were sweet anyways.

I feel unprepared for August. Panicky, even. Claire's birthday is Saturday, and then school starts up, and Andy will travel again, and how is this happening so fast?? I wish Twix bars really paused your life. I'd still be in my twenties with the number I've eaten in my life. Wait a minute, I don't want to go back to the twenties. But my face would. My hairdresser recommended a place for me to Botox my forehead. Nice, huh?

It is almost noon. I will feed those small people downstairs and then hit up the mess in my room. I can do this. I can.

IZZE Clementine - 24 Pack - BeveragesDirect.com Online Ordering (clipped to polyvore.com)