Charlotte's response, "REALLY?! I thought you loved it!"
Me: "I loathe it more than anything else, dear."
Charlotte: "I thought you hated going three days without sleep the most."
Me: "No, I hate making dinner more than that."
Charlotte: "REALLY?! That's despicable!"
Claire: "Why do you hate it Momma?"
Me: "It's difficult to make dinner for kids who don't appreciate dinner."
All three: "???"
REALLY? I'm the only one with a problem here? Y'all are all three completely clueless about your whining and complaining?
To look at it differently, I deserve a Lifetime Emmy Award for having my kids believing I love making dinner. That is some serious acting, yo.
3 comments:
Thank you for letting me yell to you this morning. Sorry the phone kept dropping. Your kids crack me up. How did they find out?
Phones suck - it's a given. I'm glad you called me.
They found out because I said, "I have to go make dinner now. I hate making dinner." Easy as that.
Acting! Brilliant!! You are SUCH a thespian.
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