However, the family which hired me has sworn me to secrecy so I can't tell you anything about it, except that Blackmoor Manor is not cursed. And I'm brilliant.
Since I can rest peacefully this evening, I am signing off. I will certainly read the remainder of the Nancy Drew Mystery I started, "The Clue of the Broken Locket." Those books are not even remotely as complicated and involved as the computer game. Maybe Nancy is so savvy she just figures it out without blinking. Maybe she thinks we aren't sleuthy enough to follow along. I'm voting that last one, because pretty titian-haired Nancy's clue journal had insufficient information recorded. In fact, it sounded downright like the books. I had to keep copious notes on paper. I had to ask the talking parrot for hints about 10 times a day. I guess I'm Bess, Nancy's pretty blonde friend inclined to be little plump. Okay, I used to be blonde, I'm going ahead and claiming pretty, and, well, I fit that last one. Bess isn't known for her detective prowess, but she's "one of the world's best sports when the necessity arises," according to Nancy. Yep, I'm Bess, because I was an excellent sport when the carnivorous plant ate me up. Twice. I know - I should have learned, but the second time I tried to placate him with a piece of turkey so I could see if he had a clue hiding somewhere.
Exhibit A - Photograph of the copious notes mentioned above.

So, goodnight, my friends. The broken locket is calling my name.
7 comments:
You are hilarious. And pretty.
Your notes look very similar to some kind of thesis project!
this makes me want to play the game so bad!!!!
Boo to everything not being Linux compatible!!!!
Haha. I'm glad that you figured it out. And you could be Nancy. You aren't plump at all and you are pretty. So you aren't Bess.
I am shaking my head. Hmmm. You know, with the time you spend cracking cases you could get an online degree as an auto mechanic!! Love you for your obsessive and hilarious nature.
Amen Leslie. Next time mention a more lucrative degree!! She won't hear me out...
You are a Nancy-Bess hybrid: titian-haired, pretty, good sport. But not plump.
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