Gabe just walked up to me, beaming, and punched me full-on in the crotch. What. The. Hell? I'm so freaking SICK of this kid it is ridiculous. I am angry! Really really angry. Who does he think he is? Holy friggin' crap, I am so on the verge of cussing him out.
This comes after he snuggled up to me on the couch this morning and says, "It's just, I don't like you." Okay! I get it! I suck! You don't like me! But you don't have to freaking HIT me, you little creep! Get outta my face.
You people better start praying for me, because I am reaching a breaking point. I'm going to go in the kitchen, make something that those kids BETTER not complain about, fake it through family home evening, and then I'm going to veg in front of the tv. Oh wait, I have to run.
I totally signed up for a 5k on New Year's Day, and I don't run. At all. So, I gotta run around for the next several weeks. But I'm vegging first. My crotch has to recover before I can run. His arms may look like spaghetti noodles, but they are bony, and that friggin' hurt.
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YOU'RE RUNNING! YAY! Doing Couch to 5k? I need to start running again.
Oh, and... sorry about the crotch hitting. I will pray for you.
I'm so sorry you are having troubles with Gabe - I REALLY hope it gets better.
Gotta admit - after a horrifying day with Jessie ... reading this my first thought was "Trade ya....".
Is it awful that I'm totally laughing at this post???? LOL about the crotch shot.
Girl I have so been there before!! Except throwing, biting, kicking, were included in the punching. One time Ethan bit me so hard when he was very very young and I was angry at him! He left huge bruises that took weeks to heal. That's how long I stayed angry. I don't think he was even two yet! Love you girl! You can do this! I'll be praying for you.
Jen I'm really sorry but I was cracking up reading that. And you DO NOT suck. You are awesome (and sooooo hilarious). Bring Gabe over here and let him hang out with Ryne...trust me, Ryne is lucky to have made it to 14 so it sounds like they have a lot in common. : )
I am just catching up on your posts and may I say, they are refreshing and hilarious. I am so sorry you were voted off the island. That kid's a punk. Good thing he is really cute. Oh, and regarding the 100% on your BYU course: I am so happy for you that you are doing great and that its a boost for you, but it is old news to the rest of us who already know you are brilliant.
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