But, he needs a little help. Hey, I know - a training potty! Since he pees, and then he announces his deed, maybe if he has a potty down there with him, right in the thick of things, he'd use it instead of the floor.
Enter the Royal Stepstool Potty. Sensors detect when the deed is done, and it plays one of four majestic, triumphant tunes. Plus, it resembles a throne. Lux.
He uses it prolifically all afternoon. Four times in, oh, 3 hours. He's just squeezing out a few drops at this point. And then...
I walk into the living room to see him squatting next to an upturned royal potty, splashing a not-a-few-drops of pee on the floor.
Did. You. Dump. This?
Yes. Yes, mother, I did. And why? Because I'm a boy. I was born nasty and naughty.
I put his diaper on backward (pretending that could possibly deter the Y chromosome) and stomped away. Here is a picture of the fallen monarch:
7 comments:
Hannah has that same potty, but in pink. She was so happy the first time it played music when she peed in it, but has never ever done it again and that was about 6 months ago. I HATE potty training and boys are NASTY. Be thankful you don't have more than one or you might catch them having sword fights with their urine stream!!
You guys both made me just throw up a little! Why is everyone telling me boys are easier? I don't believe them and now you just proved it. That is too nasty!
I don't believe boys are easier. That is a lie! I hate hate hate potty training. It is disgusting. Whenever my brother or dad would do anything weird in our family we would always blame it on the Y chromosome. That is one mighty powerful thing!
ROFLMAO! Thank you for the funny. Sorry for the mess!
-Jess
Bahahahahahahaha!! I know it is frustrating. Boys are easier in some things, but not necessarily this thing ;)
Thanks for the laughs! Sorry for the mess!
(shudder.) i am NOT looking forward to this...
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