Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I went shopping, so it is easier

Having food totally helps when a girl is looking to eat healthy. I think that might be a scientific breakthrough.

I find that if something tastes really good, I think it is unhealthy. Yeah, I'll be hitting some corn tortillas with refried beans, salsa and broccoli slaw (310 calories), and I end up thinking, "Crap, I screwed up." Uh, what thuh? I loved it. It was filling and spicy and yummy. Why is that equal to bad for me? I do it every time. But especially for spicy food. I'm such a weirdo.

Since I'm tired of thinking about and talking about food, let's talk about cleaning. Some of you may know that I hate it, so I never do it. I'm talking never. Okay, technically never means not ever ever ever. What I mean is I go quite literally months. Which means my house is very messy. Andy cleans the kitchen. We take out the trash. I clean the toilets and do laundry. Ta da. The toys stay on the floor. The clothes stay on the floor. Yada yada yada. Anways, the point is when I do clean, I have to put a kerchief on my head, lipstick on my lips, and music on the radio. Yep. If you swing by, that's what you'll see. I have to harness my chi. Is that how you spell chi? Yes, yes it is. My life force. Which is in my lipstick.

7 comments:

Alison said...

I couldn't agree more about it being easier to eat right when you have the right foods lol. Oh and the part about good tasting food being bad. :)

I miss you! And keep on wonder woman ;)

Jennifer said...

I miss you too! I put up wonder woman b/c of the lipstick. I feel like it gives me super-human abilities. I washed my curtains, pillows, bedding AND vacuumed my mattressed today. I'm trying to get rid of allergies.

Liz said...

glad i got to see the kerchief and lipstick not one, not two, not three but FOUR times today! and you were cleaning every time! Great job!!!

Natalee said...

Good for you Jen!!! I love Wonder Woman!!!! I wanted to be her for so much of my childhood, and frankly, I still do!

Court said...

mac viva glam salute!

Jennifer said...

And THAT is why we are bosom buddies. DEAD on.

Lori Hurst said...

You make me laugh! I SO need to see you in your kerchief and lipstick!