Results at the gym (see last post for situational info)

Ok, so the yoga instructor only said one thing that irritated me: "The only moment is Now." Ugh.

However, the lady at the childcare desk took one look at my license (I can't find my gym card. Rage.) and said, "Oh! I didn't recognize you! You look so different!" I said, "Well, that was taken when I was 22 and I'm 31." She (stupidly) said, "You look so different!" I said, "I was younger, blonder, bluer-eyed, and THINNER."

I got her back. I told the member services desk.

True story.