"No, y'all don't touch the watermelon because if you drop it, it will break." "Y'all, don't touch that watermelon, it'll fall and break." "I said don't touch the watermelon, now put it back down."
Wow I think I've had that exact same conversation over and over again. Just substitute watermelon for anything, a gallon of milk, a dish, something sharp, a baby,...
@ Natalee: Amen and amen. It's a daily conversation. A baby--that made me laugh. Which says something about where I am. Laughing out loud about a baby being dropped. I'm probably going to burn. -Jess
Also I have to say after looking at the picture that it looks like the watermelon is just taking a nice nap on your kitchen floor. And drooling. I always drool when I nap. But never when I sleep. Why is that? -Jess
things like that are my favorite. at least it's still edible, right? also, i'm glad you're in a good place right now. i sincerely hope it stays that way for a long time.
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Since it's not my watermelon or dirty floor, that's really quite funny!
So did you guys just eat it off the floor? That's what I would have done!!
As I was reading that I could hear you saying it in my head and it made me happy. The grrrrr and everything.
Wow I think I've had that exact same conversation over and over again. Just substitute watermelon for anything, a gallon of milk, a dish, something sharp, a baby,...
@ Natalee: Amen and amen. It's a daily conversation. A baby--that made me laugh. Which says something about where I am. Laughing out loud about a baby being dropped. I'm probably going to burn.
-Jess
Also I have to say after looking at the picture that it looks like the watermelon is just taking a nice nap on your kitchen floor. And drooling. I always drool when I nap. But never when I sleep. Why is that?
-Jess
things like that are my favorite. at least it's still edible, right? also, i'm glad you're in a good place right now. i sincerely hope it stays that way for a long time.
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