Okay, so it all starts with taking a shower on my dorm floor. I had already had a very harrowing experience watching "Psycho" earlier that year, so I had heart palpitations every time I closed my eyes to rinse out my hair. Well, I survived the shower, and reached out for my HEY! Where's my towel? Geez Louise, I probably forgot it. No, no, I didn't. Did I? Crap, I think I did.
What to do, what to do...
Looky here at this highly convenient if slightly transparent public shower curtain! I'll just rip this sucker down and dash to my room. I get to the bathroom door, all prepared for dashing, and..
Almost every blasted girl on my floor was standing around the bathroom door with their cameras! Flash bulbs a-poppin'! Much screaming (I think it was all me, though). And no escape. I was surrounded.
That's all fine and dandy, those sweet little stinkers. (Oh, I was an RA, so these were the freshmen that lived in my hall.) UNTIL, I walk onto the floor one day to see one of those flyers that are pictured below right on the wall. And another... and another. Sweet fancy Moses (as our chorister would say)! Perhaps you can't read the writing on the picture, so I'll do it for you:
" Title: Aahhh! Who stole my towel! The Tragedy of Jennifer Grover"
I love those girls.
Incidentally, that picture made it into the ward memory video that the bishop made. You know, I'm starting to think they didn't have much respect for me...
8 comments:
Lovely - and looks even better when you click on it and blow it up to full size!!!
Seriously - what if you had decided to streak?
Am I missing something? Where's the picture? I can't believe the Bishop put in the memory video!!
Are you sure it said Jennifer Ruggles? Grover maybe? :)
Love the story... only b/c it didn't happen to me!
I fixed it Alisha; thanks for the heads up. I hate losing comic momentum. Yes, Kristie, the picture is in the last post.
And I was too skinny. Although mentally, it is part of my identity that I'm trying to shed. For 25 years I was blonde and skinny.
I didn't even think to streak. Body image not that high. I guess partially transparent curtain was all I could muster up. They chose that particular viewpoint for a reason, ya know.
Oh, my that is pure craziness! I can't believe the bishop put it in the memory video either... :) Fun times!
So scandalous!!!!! You worked that shower curtain. Just goes to show you can put a beautiful woman in anything and they still look good!
wow. you couldn't pay me enough to be an r.a. you are amazing--and you would have been a really fun one!
that was a very clever prank. i'm sorry to say that i didn't pull it on my own RA. :)
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